My thought of the day: Could they somehow write a Spidey script presenting the same characters but soap opera style?

I was at the dentist today and the verdict was, ” You got really nice teeth, but you need to floss more.” I wasn’t surprised that they said this, it is a weakness of mine and a habit I need to adopt everyday. For me its just hard to disciple unraveling the floss and feeling the floss cut through your gums.

Before I heard this not-so-shocking news I was watching this lame Soap Opera and I thought about how cliche they all are yet people worship this stuff and can’t wait for the next episode.

I then thought about how popular and in vogue Spidey is right now. I then put both of these thoughts together and I wonder, would it work for a glorified super-hero story to go melancholy and be this depressed guy who divorces everyone and hates his life? (which ironically that is kind of the story already, except it always ends with hope).

What do you think, am I crazy, or are you upset that I just tried to mess with you idol Spidey?